I just made an appointment at Planned Parenthood to get a prescription for birth control and holy crap they were so nice and helpful. I really hope there aren’t protesters but I doubt it, it’s boston after all. 

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

katherinestasaph:

goodbyemisery:

still the best gatsby comic

nick sux

always reblog

masterkittens:

If you ever want to find Satan in a crowd of people show them this video of this old woman finding her dog in the rubble and whoever doesn’t cry is him.

I take that back even Satan would cry at this.

nagei:

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things 

i just lost a follower

it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes

bureaucraticdeath:

I love girly girls that wear bright colors and floral patterns and have long hair

I love androgynous girls with spiky hair that wear baggy jeans and sweaters

I love sweet innocent girls in sundresses with wide eyes and soft voices

I love hardcore girls with tattoos and piercings with attitude

I just love girls  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

lizthefangirl:

heY IM ON THERE WHOA

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

I love this boy.

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES